I was told the original engine in my Vectra seized because the previous owner filled it with horse manure, thinking it were petrol- so he replaced the entire engine with a spare one that he had sitting in his garage which he bought as a spare for his Ferarri Enzo and it now runs on carrot juice and water which means it has no emissions and goes like **** off a shovel so big dave recons I'll get no less than £80,000 for it on eBay as long as I tell them what I know...

Yeh but NO but